Section Two - Imperial Truth

Swordhammer Currencies

Betrayers of the Imperium of Homo Sapiens frequently try to create fake currencies to create basis in Holdovers and then make out that they have paid back Imperium bills. There are no conversion rates for Imperium bills and fake swordhammer currencies and attempts to do so will be punished and kept on record.

Swordhammer Jesus (Octillery)

Jesus mother is Eve as stated in the Bible when Jesus was given a dream about his true mother and father Eve and Adam. Jesus real name is Steve Calamari and Jesus evolved to be an Octillery (Genestealer Cultist).

Swordhammer Eevee

Jesus mother is Eve as stated in the Bible when Jesus was given a dream about his true mother and father Eve and Adam. Pokemon have infinite evolution pathways but Jesus mother is Eevee. Jesus was warned that his mother and father had been thrown out of heaven for having sex. So Jesus became alarmed and decided to preach that sex was a pathway for getting thrown out of heaven.

Swordhammer Vaporeon

Eevee

Swordhammer Jolteon

Eevee

Swordhammer Espeon

Eevee

Swordhammer Umbreon

Eevee